Image Gallery: Where Vanity Runs Wild, Apologies

Happy Dad Guy - Headshot by Sage Kirkpatrick

Joe Cool

He's the killer I just know it... Headshot by Sage Kirkpatrick

Double Black Magic - Smoked it

Frank Coe don't play... NatGeo's 'Billy The Kid: New Evidence' was a fun one

Toyota Spec Commercial; Swedish photographer/filmmaker, Daniel Mansson

#WestWorldReady #putmeincoach #hinthint #Jonah #olbuddyolpal

Saphi shoot in SD, might've taken just a little digger

Daniel Mansson Photography - Toyota Spec

Flying high @ Pepperdine

shredding Long Pond, Harwich, MA... ok so I'm like 25 here

Saturday morning Depot run, super stoked (2.17)

CSI - Atlanta.... is that a show yet? (2.17 - getshot.tv)

the ever-generic 'character' actor shot (or as my agent says, character actor stuck in a leading man's body.... ok fine)

Gus the gregarious entrepreneur (2.17 - getshot.tv)

inspired by the 8x10 Fred Rogers sent me with his John Hancock & beautiful face when I was 19, I mean 8, I was definitely age 8

dirty rascal productions

my resting bitch face

my agents had a difficult time explaining why they needed a "dumb guy" pic on my casting profile, what'ya mean?

This is the one where my Aunt always thinks I'm gay, what it tickles...

Cactus Cooler commercial, Oct. '16 (Lucerne Valley, CA - just like the milk!)

set pic on A Warm Wind, my first lead in a feature; shot in lovely Lake Havasu, AZ; sike that place is wack

on the set of Vice Raid II

Hyannis Harbor, Cape Cod for the film, 'Camila' directed by Quinn Smith (left to right: John Cramer, Tyler Haines, Nick Psinakis)

pre-production training sesh @ the ranch

"I'm your Huckleberry"... Confederate gun smuggler for TV show, Codes & Conspiracies

probably the most proud of this episode of On Empty, these dudes stole the show... check it out on the 'web series' link up yonder

If I wasn't there, I swear this would look like photoshop or greenscreen, but alas...

Happy as a clam in shit

probably the best cinematographer I've ever worked with, the talented Doug Emmett ('Togetherness,' 'The One I love,' etc)

*DONG* - likely sound shortly after this pic was snapped

Check out my new book, "Douchebags Guide to Makin it Wicked Good in Hollywood"

I've always thought of myself as bit of a chameleon, this happens to be the first time it was captured on film

picture of me when I was a gay man living in West Hollywood, just before my 'treatment' at a great little getaway camp, "Straight to Jesus!" Now I can't get enough pussy, thanks Jesus:)

watching the world explode atop Big Bear Mtn

Tennis anyone? Ladies feel free to PM me

Smoke 'em out

SHOWBOAT... sometimes

my great great grandfather, Seamus McFly

the kid stays in the picture

part-time tennis coach, part-time lover

the cover of my new book, "Guns Blazing: The Pursuit of Glory in Modern Day Hollywood"

Cactus Cooler commercial, Oct. '16 (Lucerne Desert Valley, land of my 2nd favoritist milk)

ok, slightly creepy, fuck you I'm keepin it up

Telluride, CO 2013... clocked @ 82mph on SkiTracks app, mouth was stuck like that all day, wicked.

Doritos Commercial, Oct 2015

just creepin out at a Nazi sympathy compound (for reals, google it, in Pacific Palisades - luckily for us they've been long dead:)

Ski Instructor days in Big Bear, CA (way up in the mtns I was finally able to go by the name & become the man I'd always dreamt of being -- Chaz Powderhorn, ski instructor extraordinaire & all around "cool dude")

Regulator Frank Coe in "Billy The Kid: New Evidence" on NatGeo, 7.16

When they hit you with, let's go to the desert & jump on trampolines, you say yes of course

"The best non-professional Ultimate Frisbee player in LA" - Los Angeles Aviator's coach Dave Conlon

PetSmart commercial

Autumn Cape Cod, chilly willy

Champion commercial in El Mirage Dry Lake, cooooooool

TV show, Codes & Conspiracies, Feb 2016. Role: Dapper Dan, the seedy Confederate gun smuggler with a pension for fast horses & fast women

"I Got You Bro" shoot at the Lighthouse Inn on Cape Cod, MA... That's bro-in-law & NYC actor, John Cramer, a real sweetie

"The best non-professional Ultimate Frisbee player in LA" - Chris Yee, Sony Pictures

just missed the cut on the latest epic flick, Super Man vs Batman... maybe part 6

set pic from "Channeled," the short film I wrote & starred in 2015. Again, very vain, ah well...

#greaseball

On set for short film, 'The Tower'

Detective on TV show Unusual Suspects - My best Colin Farrel impression, needed to get laid too, jk... ok not really

'Year by the Sea' director Alexander Janko, actress Celia Imrie, Producer Laura Goodenow & actor Tyler Haines @ Newport Beach Film Fest

THE WRONG STUFF (TV show, Surviving Space - astronaut Charles Walker, 8.16)

ummm, lemme guess, early 1900's dockworker recreated in a J. Crew catalogue... am I close? And how bout some makeup on that forehead bub

Rudy gettin his shit together, I mean he's managing the video store now (dramedy shot in Charlotte, NC 2017, 'Tying the Knot')

My great uncle Jerry in '62... oh no wait that's me, looks like Jerry tho, wait who the fucks Jerry?

Local handyman or Network TV serial killer?