Tyler Haines,  Actor/Filmmaker/Man
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Image Gallery: Where Vanity Runs Wild, Apologies

Happy Dad Guy - Headshot by Sage Kirkpatrick
Joe Cool
That guy at work you constantly wanna punch out;)
He's the killer I just know it... Headshot by Sage Kirkpatrick
Double Black Magic - Smoked it
Frank Coe don't play... NatGeo's 'Billy The Kid: New Evidence' was a fun one
Toyota Spec Commercial; Swedish photographer/filmmaker, Daniel Mansson
#WestWorldReady #putmeincoach #hinthint #Jonah #olbuddyolpal
Saphi shoot in SD, might've taken just a little digger
Daniel Mansson Photography - Toyota Spec
Flying high @ Pepperdine
shredding Long Pond, Harwich, MA... ok so I'm like 25 here
Saturday morning Depot run, super stoked (2.17)
CSI - Atlanta.... is that a show yet? (2.17 - getshot.tv)
the ever-generic 'character' actor shot (or as my agent says, character actor stuck in a leading man's body.... ok fine)
Gus the gregarious entrepreneur (2.17 - getshot.tv)
inspired by the 8x10 Fred Rogers sent me with his John Hancock & beautiful face when I was 19, I mean 8, I was definitely age 8
dirty rascal productions
my resting bitch face
photos that look like this were shot by the talented Brian Parillo... name one actor who's lived here for 10 yrs & hasn't shot with Brian... you can't name one can you
all cleaned up
my agents had a difficult time explaining why they needed a "dumb guy" pic on my casting profile, what'ya mean?
my farmersonly.com profile pic, 6 hits last month motherfuckers what
This is the one where my Aunt always thinks I'm gay, what it tickles...
Cactus Cooler commercial, Oct. '16 (Lucerne Valley, CA - just like the milk!)
set pic on A Warm Wind, my first lead in a feature; shot in lovely Lake Havasu, AZ; sike that place is wack
on the set of Vice Raid II
Look I can play smart too!
Hyannis Harbor, Cape Cod for the film, 'Camila' directed by Quinn Smith (left to right: John Cramer, Tyler Haines, Nick Psinakis)
pre-production training sesh @ the ranch
The last time I clean-shaved, 4 yrs ago
"I'm your Huckleberry"... Confederate gun smuggler for TV show, Codes & Conspiracies
probably the most proud of this episode of On Empty, these dudes stole the show... check it out on the 'web series' link up yonder
SAG/AFTRA apparently already had 3 'Slick Rick's' in their database, fuck.
Morons, by On Empty Prods
photoshoot at the Playboy Studios(!) for the book, How To Date Blackgirls
Comedy series, "Broke"
he's shy
If I wasn't there, I swear this would look like photoshop or greenscreen, but alas...
Happy as a clam in shit
Tintype of me smoking Camels in 1870, I promise I quit Mom (behind the scenes of 'Billy the Kid' TV movie)
???
probably the best cinematographer I've ever worked with, the talented Doug Emmett ('Togetherness,' 'The One I love,' etc)
when I go to my studio and do creative things
When I was trying to be Jason Statham's stunt double
*DONG* - likely sound shortly after this pic was snapped
"He's not crazy, he's Diabolical!" - The Jinx ... not me, well maybe
Check out my new book, "Douchebags Guide to Makin it Wicked Good in Hollywood"
resting bitch face #2
I've always thought of myself as bit of a chameleon, this happens to be the first time it was captured on film
army poser
picture of me when I was a gay man living in West Hollywood, just before my 'treatment' at a great little getaway camp, "Straight to Jesus!" Now I can't get enough pussy, thanks Jesus:)
watching the world explode atop Big Bear Mtn
Tennis anyone? Ladies feel free to PM me
I run hot
Smoke 'em out
What, Me Worry? - Alfred E. Newman
SHOWBOAT... sometimes
my great great grandfather, Seamus McFly
the many faces of Tyler Haines, that's what we'll call it, wait no we'll confuse them, especially if we refer to him in the 3rd person. #jinx
the kid stays in the picture
this guy
why is this picture in here??
part-time tennis coach, part-time lover
"On Empty" set pic #nerdalert
Wiffle.
playing mad pretend with my homegirl Kelli Giddish (Law & Order: SVU)... it's cool, we kissed & made up... Check out the vid, "Nadine" by my brothers Brooklyn-based band, Project Jenny Project Jan... Kelli & I become a love burrito, soooo
yea pop your collar bro, looks great
Gary's mad fabulous, though as one of my [gay] friends puts it, " a little 90's, it's dated"
SXSW'09 Toooootalllyyy sober
is the domain nerdalert.com still available?
the cover of my new book, "Guns Blazing: The Pursuit of Glory in Modern Day Hollywood"
You dead mothafucka
Cactus Cooler commercial, Oct. '16 (Lucerne Desert Valley, land of my 2nd favoritist milk)
click "web series" tab up top if you wanna see some Hollywood shenanigans through the eyes of a couple green but lovable knuckleheads... I find it quite funny.
"The best show no one will ever see" - Vince Foster & Tyler Haines
Look, an LA douchebag!
click "web series" tab up top if you wanna see some Hollywood shenanigans through the eyes of a couple green but lovable knuckleheads... I find it quite funny.
My favorite series to date;)
... and the bartender says to him, "why the long face?"
click "web series" tab up top if you wanna see some Hollywood shenanigans through the eyes of a couple green but lovable knuckleheads... I find it quite funny.
ok, slightly creepy, fuck you I'm keepin it up
click "web series" tab up top if you wanna see some Hollywood shenanigans through the eyes of a couple green but lovable knuckleheads... I find it quite funny.
"On Empty" boys Tyler & Vince meet their old nemesis, Stuart the Pilot... tensions still high
Jabroni's Sy Ozcan & Ty Haines
Telluride, CO 2013... clocked @ 82mph on SkiTracks app, mouth was stuck like that all day, wicked.
Doritos Commercial, Oct 2015
just creepin out at a Nazi sympathy compound (for reals, google it, in Pacific Palisades - luckily for us they've been long dead:)
My brother, the talented artist & roller skater, Jeremy Haines' "Mind on Loup" takes "On Empty" boys crashing MTV music awards
Ski Instructor days in Big Bear, CA (way up in the mtns I was finally able to go by the name & become the man I'd always dreamt of being -- Chaz Powderhorn, ski instructor extraordinaire & all around "cool dude")
oops, glitch in the matrix #3rdeye
Regulator Frank Coe in "Billy The Kid: New Evidence" on NatGeo, 7.16
When they hit you with, let's go to the desert & jump on trampolines, you say yes of course
"The best non-professional Ultimate Frisbee player in LA" - Los Angeles Aviator's coach Dave Conlon
PetSmart commercial
Autumn Cape Cod, chilly willy
Champion commercial in El Mirage Dry Lake, cooooooool
TV show, Codes & Conspiracies, Feb 2016. Role: Dapper Dan, the seedy Confederate gun smuggler with a pension for fast horses & fast women
"I Got You Bro" shoot at the Lighthouse Inn on Cape Cod, MA... That's bro-in-law & NYC actor, John Cramer, a real sweetie
when I had muscles on my body
"The best non-professional Ultimate Frisbee player in LA" - Chris Yee, Sony Pictures
TV show Murder Book where I get fed to the pigs. No Bueno.
just missed the cut on the latest epic flick, Super Man vs Batman... maybe part 6
Sometimes you have to make realism art from headshot outtakes; because, ya know, men are dogs...
set pic from "Channeled," the short film I wrote & starred in 2015. Again, very vain, ah well...
The book I'll write when I'm 73 & living out of a classic 1986 Dodge Caravan (down by the river, #obvi)... Hope Jaime & Marcel are out of prison by then, no wait they're mean...
#greaseball
"On Empty" The day Vince (and the dream) left.
On set for short film, 'The Tower'
Detective on TV show Unusual Suspects - My best Colin Farrel impression, needed to get laid too, jk... ok not really
'Year by the Sea' director Alexander Janko, actress Celia Imrie, Producer Laura Goodenow & actor Tyler Haines @ Newport Beach Film Fest
THE WRONG STUFF (TV show, Surviving Space - astronaut Charles Walker, 8.16)
The 3rd eye keeps us safe;)
ummm, lemme guess, early 1900's dockworker recreated in a J. Crew catalogue... am I close? And how bout some makeup on that forehead bub
Verizon bashing, brought to you by T-Mobile! (commercial) Oct 2015
Rudy gettin his shit together, I mean he's managing the video store now (dramedy shot in Charlotte, NC 2017, 'Tying the Knot')
PetSmart shoot, 2.16
My great uncle Jerry in '62... oh no wait that's me, looks like Jerry tho, wait who the fucks Jerry?
Local handyman or Network TV serial killer?
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