Image Gallery: Where Vanity Runs Wild, Apologies

Happy Dad Guy - Headshot by Sage Kirkpatrick

Joe Cool

That guy at work you constantly wanna punch out;)

He's the killer I just know it... Headshot by Sage Kirkpatrick

Double Black Magic - Smoked it

Frank Coe don't play... NatGeo's 'Billy The Kid: New Evidence' was a fun one

Toyota Spec Commercial; Swedish photographer/filmmaker, Daniel Mansson

#WestWorldReady #putmeincoach #hinthint #Jonah #olbuddyolpal

Saphi shoot in SD, might've taken just a little digger

Daniel Mansson Photography - Toyota Spec

Flying high @ Pepperdine

shredding Long Pond, Harwich, MA... ok so I'm like 25 here

Saturday morning Depot run, super stoked (2.17)

CSI - Atlanta.... is that a show yet? (2.17 - getshot.tv)

the ever-generic 'character' actor shot (or as my agent says, character actor stuck in a leading man's body.... ok fine)

Gus the gregarious entrepreneur (2.17 - getshot.tv)

inspired by the 8x10 Fred Rogers sent me with his John Hancock & beautiful face when I was 19, I mean 8, I was definitely age 8

dirty rascal productions

my resting bitch face

photos that look like this were shot by the talented Brian Parillo... name one actor who's lived here for 10 yrs & hasn't shot with Brian... you can't name one can you

all cleaned up

my agents had a difficult time explaining why they needed a "dumb guy" pic on my casting profile, what'ya mean?

my farmersonly.com profile pic, 6 hits last month motherfuckers what

This is the one where my Aunt always thinks I'm gay, what it tickles...

Cactus Cooler commercial, Oct. '16 (Lucerne Valley, CA - just like the milk!)

set pic on A Warm Wind, my first lead in a feature; shot in lovely Lake Havasu, AZ; sike that place is wack

on the set of Vice Raid II

Look I can play smart too!

Hyannis Harbor, Cape Cod for the film, 'Camila' directed by Quinn Smith (left to right: John Cramer, Tyler Haines, Nick Psinakis)

pre-production training sesh @ the ranch

The last time I clean-shaved, 4 yrs ago

"I'm your Huckleberry"... Confederate gun smuggler for TV show, Codes & Conspiracies

probably the most proud of this episode of On Empty, these dudes stole the show... check it out on the 'web series' link up yonder

SAG/AFTRA apparently already had 3 'Slick Rick's' in their database, fuck.

Morons, by On Empty Prods

photoshoot at the Playboy Studios(!) for the book, How To Date Blackgirls

Comedy series, "Broke"

he's shy

If I wasn't there, I swear this would look like photoshop or greenscreen, but alas...

Happy as a clam in shit

Tintype of me smoking Camels in 1870, I promise I quit Mom (behind the scenes of 'Billy the Kid' TV movie)

???

probably the best cinematographer I've ever worked with, the talented Doug Emmett ('Togetherness,' 'The One I love,' etc)

when I go to my studio and do creative things

When I was trying to be Jason Statham's stunt double

*DONG* - likely sound shortly after this pic was snapped

"He's not crazy, he's Diabolical!" - The Jinx ... not me, well maybe

Check out my new book, "Douchebags Guide to Makin it Wicked Good in Hollywood"

resting bitch face #2

I've always thought of myself as bit of a chameleon, this happens to be the first time it was captured on film

army poser

picture of me when I was a gay man living in West Hollywood, just before my 'treatment' at a great little getaway camp, "Straight to Jesus!" Now I can't get enough pussy, thanks Jesus:)

watching the world explode atop Big Bear Mtn

Tennis anyone? Ladies feel free to PM me

I run hot

Smoke 'em out

What, Me Worry? - Alfred E. Newman

SHOWBOAT... sometimes

my great great grandfather, Seamus McFly

the many faces of Tyler Haines, that's what we'll call it, wait no we'll confuse them, especially if we refer to him in the 3rd person. #jinx

the kid stays in the picture

this guy

why is this picture in here??

part-time tennis coach, part-time lover

"On Empty" set pic #nerdalert

Wiffle.

playing mad pretend with my homegirl Kelli Giddish (Law & Order: SVU)... it's cool, we kissed & made up... Check out the vid, "Nadine" by my brothers Brooklyn-based band, Project Jenny Project Jan... Kelli & I become a love burrito, soooo

yea pop your collar bro, looks great

Gary's mad fabulous, though as one of my [gay] friends puts it, " a little 90's, it's dated"

SXSW'09 Toooootalllyyy sober

is the domain nerdalert.com still available?

the cover of my new book, "Guns Blazing: The Pursuit of Glory in Modern Day Hollywood"

You dead mothafucka

Cactus Cooler commercial, Oct. '16 (Lucerne Desert Valley, land of my 2nd favoritist milk)

click "web series" tab up top if you wanna see some Hollywood shenanigans through the eyes of a couple green but lovable knuckleheads... I find it quite funny.

"The best show no one will ever see" - Vince Foster & Tyler Haines

Look, an LA douchebag!

click "web series" tab up top if you wanna see some Hollywood shenanigans through the eyes of a couple green but lovable knuckleheads... I find it quite funny.

My favorite series to date;)

... and the bartender says to him, "why the long face?"

click "web series" tab up top if you wanna see some Hollywood shenanigans through the eyes of a couple green but lovable knuckleheads... I find it quite funny.

ok, slightly creepy, fuck you I'm keepin it up

click "web series" tab up top if you wanna see some Hollywood shenanigans through the eyes of a couple green but lovable knuckleheads... I find it quite funny.

"On Empty" boys Tyler & Vince meet their old nemesis, Stuart the Pilot... tensions still high

Jabroni's Sy Ozcan & Ty Haines

Telluride, CO 2013... clocked @ 82mph on SkiTracks app, mouth was stuck like that all day, wicked.

Doritos Commercial, Oct 2015

just creepin out at a Nazi sympathy compound (for reals, google it, in Pacific Palisades - luckily for us they've been long dead:)

My brother, the talented artist & roller skater, Jeremy Haines' "Mind on Loup" takes "On Empty" boys crashing MTV music awards

Ski Instructor days in Big Bear, CA (way up in the mtns I was finally able to go by the name & become the man I'd always dreamt of being -- Chaz Powderhorn, ski instructor extraordinaire & all around "cool dude")

oops, glitch in the matrix #3rdeye

Regulator Frank Coe in "Billy The Kid: New Evidence" on NatGeo, 7.16

When they hit you with, let's go to the desert & jump on trampolines, you say yes of course

"The best non-professional Ultimate Frisbee player in LA" - Los Angeles Aviator's coach Dave Conlon

PetSmart commercial

Autumn Cape Cod, chilly willy

Champion commercial in El Mirage Dry Lake, cooooooool

TV show, Codes & Conspiracies, Feb 2016. Role: Dapper Dan, the seedy Confederate gun smuggler with a pension for fast horses & fast women

"I Got You Bro" shoot at the Lighthouse Inn on Cape Cod, MA... That's bro-in-law & NYC actor, John Cramer, a real sweetie

when I had muscles on my body

"The best non-professional Ultimate Frisbee player in LA" - Chris Yee, Sony Pictures

TV show Murder Book where I get fed to the pigs. No Bueno.

just missed the cut on the latest epic flick, Super Man vs Batman... maybe part 6

Sometimes you have to make realism art from headshot outtakes; because, ya know, men are dogs...

set pic from "Channeled," the short film I wrote & starred in 2015. Again, very vain, ah well...

The book I'll write when I'm 73 & living out of a classic 1986 Dodge Caravan (down by the river, #obvi)... Hope Jaime & Marcel are out of prison by then, no wait they're mean...

#greaseball

"On Empty" The day Vince (and the dream) left.

On set for short film, 'The Tower'

Detective on TV show Unusual Suspects - My best Colin Farrel impression, needed to get laid too, jk... ok not really

'Year by the Sea' director Alexander Janko, actress Celia Imrie, Producer Laura Goodenow & actor Tyler Haines @ Newport Beach Film Fest

THE WRONG STUFF (TV show, Surviving Space - astronaut Charles Walker, 8.16)

The 3rd eye keeps us safe;)

ummm, lemme guess, early 1900's dockworker recreated in a J. Crew catalogue... am I close? And how bout some makeup on that forehead bub

Verizon bashing, brought to you by T-Mobile! (commercial) Oct 2015

Rudy gettin his shit together, I mean he's managing the video store now (dramedy shot in Charlotte, NC 2017, 'Tying the Knot')

PetSmart shoot, 2.16

My great uncle Jerry in '62... oh no wait that's me, looks like Jerry tho, wait who the fucks Jerry?

Local handyman or Network TV serial killer?